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U2 Militia Leader

This person is towards the beginning of the line. They ‘know’ security, and have devised ways in the days leading up to the lineup that will see them allocating wristbands, queue lineup tickets, black marker pen numbers on arms, or a secret codeword system that only they and fellow militia members will know.

They prefer to ‘tell security how it’s gunna be’ rather than asking them the procedure, and preface most statements with ‘When I saw the show in _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ they were doing it wrong, it was a shambles, so I told them how it should be done and from then on it was a breeze’.

They will get to the front of the pit as planned, and proceed to stand still for the next 6 hours, grumbling about the band not playing Acrobat.

‘They were better on the War Tour’ Guy

Always a loud American guy who is in his late 40s. He wears a War T-shirt that is stretched and faded and more than likely enjoys watching Nascar. He still comes to the shows because he likes the music, but ‘they were so much better on the War tour’. He was at Red Rocks. There are around 400,000 of these people, which is strange given Red Rocks never looked that full.

This list is amazing and I will be playing this in June.